It’s Thursday again. I can’t believe it took me so long to make this connection, but I’ve got a really funny confession for you today. It’s funny to me, at least.
At my office, Thursday is “The-Hers-Day” and we spend all day spanking each other on the ass and giving each other smooches and “looks.” It’s really quite funny, and it’s gone on for YEARS, way before I started working here. No one takes credit for starting it, but EVERYONE participates. The first few weeks that I worked here, I thought these women were crazy, and it sort of scared me. Once I got to know them, of course, I thought it was hilarious.
We’ve made “The-Hers-Day” known to the bosses around here, and it truly scares the hell out of them. When we make comments like, “Well, it’s Girls day, so leave me and ‘Schweet Bottom’ alone for a while,” they just kind of go into a nervous twitch and scramble away.
Seriously, it’s the funniest thing in the world. If I accidentally brush up against one of my female coworkers while trying to get to the copy machine on, say, a Wednesday, she looks at me funny and says, “HEY NOW! It’s NOT Thursday!”
That’s it. Short and Schweet! Wink Wink.