Like the Twitter, for example. I’ve signed up. Hell, I’ve even tweeted. But I just don’t get it.
First of all, there’s very little to look at to keep my “picture book” mentality appeased whilst I am trying to figure the damn thing out. Secondly, I don’t understand it. If you are an expert at the Twitter, then you can follow me. @Zohrbak. But I’m not even very sure if that’s all you need to know to find me. And if you follow me, then I will feel compelled to lead you somewhere, and I’m not sure how to do that. So, it might be best for all involved if you don’t follow me. Maybe I should follow you? Maybe you know enough to navigate the both of us around and introduce me to some folks. But I’m not convinced that I want to know the tweeters. (Is that the correct term for you people?) You seem superior to me in some way, but for reasons I don’t even pretend to care about understanding.
I am following the Dalai Lama, because he seems like someone who it would be good to follow. Right? I mean, he beats the hell out of, oh, say, Lady Gaga. Well, I doubt he would beat the hell out of Lady Gaga, but wouldn’t that be sorta cool?
Anyway, I wanted to let you guys know that I’m Twitter-deficient. How about you guys? Do you Twit? Or is it Tweet?