I have decided that I am going on a Smart Ass Fast for 48 hours. That’s not to say that I’ll be going hungry for some tongue-in-cheek reason or a being a cocky biotch speedily for a couple of days. No, I hereby declare that I am going to go without making smart alec comments, digs, and even refrain from contorting my face in response to other people’s verbal and written comments for TWO WHOLE DAYS.
This may be harder than the media fast I failed to complete, the diet and exercise regimen I vowed I’d “really do this time” and anything else I’ve ever done. But I need to learn how to at least PRETEND to be a normal, sympathetic human being, if there’s EVER any hope of my CHILDREN each growing up to become one.
I’ll let you know how I’m doing. I hope no one leaves a hole I could drive a truck through for the next 48 hours.