I have decided that I am going on a Smart Ass Fast for 48 hours. That’s not to say that I’ll be going hungry for some tongue-in-cheek reason or a being a cocky biotch speedily for a couple of days. No, I hereby declare that I am going to go without making smart alec comments, digs, and even refrain from contorting my face in response to other people’s verbal and written comments for TWO WHOLE DAYS.
I shiver when I think about the fact that this is probably what I look like when I've actively making an ass out of myself. Shut up!
This may be harder than the media fast I failed to complete, the diet and exercise regimen I vowed I’d “really do this time” and anything else I’ve ever done. But I need to learn how to at least PRETEND to be a normal, sympathetic human being, if there’s EVER any hope of my CHILDREN each growing up to become one.
I’ll let you know how I’m doing. I hope no one leaves a hole I could drive a truck through for the next 48 hours.
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Two days? The preschool parking lot gets me every time.
Good Luck!!! ….I couldn’t do it.
I say all the time that I’m going to quit being such a smartass… and then someone opens their mouth. Maybe you’ll have better luck than I ever do!
Well, good luck with that. Hmmm
It’s kinda hard to not be a smart ass when there are so many dumb people running the streets! How’s it coming along?