Monthly Archives: April 2011

Confession Thursday: My struggle with trashy TV.


It’s hardly a secret amongst my friends that I watch The Real Housewives…but they (and by “they” I mean “you”) might be surprised to know how much of  a big deal this is to me.  First of all, since there … Continue reading

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Two things:


You spend all your time (and by you I mean me) bitching and moaning about how much trouble your kids are…about how much work goes into raising them…about how you will NEVER be finished with the chaos and the anxiety and … Continue reading

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Thoughts for the day…


I can’t wrap my brain around one subject for more than 5 seconds at a time today.  It’s a side effect of motherhood, wifedom, full-time employment, and constantly trying to sneak a moment of self-reflective creativity in the mix.  So, … Continue reading

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The Future (AKA I Am Scared As Hell)


  I stay so caught up in the past and the present, that I rarely allow myself to look to the future.  And when I do (or am FORCED to by one or more of those damn people that live … Continue reading

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Do These Kids Make My Ass Look Fat?


I remember being embarrassed as a young mother when I went out in public with my youngest kid.  He was a baby, and I knew at that point that I was a baby too.  It was never my plan to … Continue reading

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How to Succeed (…or just not to suck) at Parenthood


So, you find yourself in a situation where you have a new baby and no experience at parenthood?  You haven’t even read the Dr. Spock books or anything?  And maybe, it’s not even your kid, or not even a little … Continue reading

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No More Coughing Under Penalty of Law


I spend so much time in these lines on the latest misadventures of Little B…it’s time to cut the kid a break, already. Little A decided to develop some heinous coughing condition (don’t worry, I’m pretty sure it’s not tuberculosis, … Continue reading

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