In case you didn’t know, (and HOW COULD YOU?) today is my birthday. So, I decided to send myself a birthday letter/card this year.
Narcissistic Much? I know, right?
Whatever. Here it goes:
Happy Birthday! You’re another year older, wiser and achier. But let’s focus on the WISER, okay? No, not wise ass, wise ass! WisER.
Anyway, you make things so difficult.
Have a great day. And a great year.
Me. I mean you. No, no. Me.
Thanks for all the birthday wishes that you will surely post below in the “Comments” box.