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I Take It Back…


I take it back.  I take it ALL back.  I spent the better part of the week after Christmas bitching and moaning about how my kids needed to go back to school.  How SICK and TIRED I was of cleaning … Continue reading

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The Elf on the Shelf


Sorry for the hiatus, Dear Readers.  I’ve been busy.  And pretty crazy.  Like crazy crazy.  The kind of crazy that no one should really be exposed to at length.  It might be catching.   Anywhatevertheheck.  Moving on.  You know this “Elf on … Continue reading

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Motherhoodism: Fail–Death by Comet


Sometimes a mother has inclinations or instincts that she should recognize and act upon.  Sometimes she is too lazy and/or forgetful, and then she pays a hefty price.  This is a story of just that…please read on. Yesterday morning, whilst … Continue reading

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How to Succeed (…or just not to suck) at Parenthood


So, you find yourself in a situation where you have a new baby and no experience at parenthood?  You haven’t even read the Dr. Spock books or anything?  And maybe, it’s not even your kid, or not even a little … Continue reading

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Screwing up children’s psyches since 1994


I opted to keep the name of the blog the same, but I did changed the “Keeping my mind sharp by writing about how screwed up it is” on my header. What do you think of the new one? I’m … Continue reading

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Confession Thursday ~ My Non-Cookie Cutter Child


Day before yesterday, Little B got a 100 in behavior at school.  He was so excited, he called me when he got home and told me all about it:  “I was so so good and guess what? I didn’t touch … Continue reading

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Drama…I prefer the kind on TV…


Let me paint you a picture of how my evening went yesterday.  You all deserve to hear about how crazy my life gets sometimes, so that you can appreciate A) how calm and predictable your own life is, or B) … Continue reading

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