Tag Archives: parenthood

Is This Thing On?!


Testing. Testing. Is this thing on?! Did you miss me? I’ve missed you, Dear Reader. But my scattered brain has been keeping me away. Every time I would get a writing idea in my squirrelly little brain, it would magically … Continue reading

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I am the Pinnacle of Parenthood


Most people want you think that your life should be like a regular episode of Cosby.  Problems arise and are attended to with humor and tact, and are resolved within a thirty minute episode.  In his Heyday, Bill Cosby embodied … Continue reading

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No Respect


I never really liked Rodney Dangerfield’s sense of humor.  He wasn’t funny to me.  But the more I think about my life as a mom lately, the more I can relate to his “No Respect” tagline.  And maybe now I … Continue reading

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Beat-Boxin’ and the Undertow


Little A has a new talent.  You know Little A, my La-La, rainbows and butterflies and UNICORNS AND GLITTER! IT’S SO FLUFFY AND CUTE!  Her new talent is a bit out of character…and I’m not even sure where she picked … Continue reading

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Screwing up children’s psyches since 1994


I opted to keep the name of the blog the same, but I did changed the “Keeping my mind sharp by writing about how screwed up it is” on my header. What do you think of the new one? I’m … Continue reading

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40(ish) and Single Sans the Ankle Biters. . .


As I have stated many many times in these posts, I often fantasize about being a single person without children.  It’s like a little game I play.  I’m not out scoping out other men or anything like that at all.  I’m … Continue reading

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I feel better already…


In the midst of all of the travesties of life that one must endure, a ray of hope:  My new cleaning lady starts tomorrow.  Hooray!  Hooray!  (Feel free to take a moment of silence in revererence.  Yeah, buddy, it’s just … Continue reading

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