Category Archives: Bad mother

Is This Thing On?!

Posted on May 22, 2012 by zohrbak

Testing. Testing. Is this thing on?! Did you miss me? I’ve missed you, Dear Reader. But my scattered brain has been keeping me away. Every time I would get a writing idea in my squirrelly little brain, it would magically … Continue reading →

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What Not to Say to Your Children (According to “Experts”)

Posted on January 7, 2012 by zohrbak

There is no shortage of “How To” parenting articles.  The world’s foremost experts spend all of their time researching what happens to kids when they grow up under the care of less-than-perfect parents.  They give seething advice on the topic.  Their … Continue reading →

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I Take It Back…

Posted on January 6, 2012 by zohrbak

I take it back.  I take it ALL back.  I spent the better part of the week after Christmas bitching and moaning about how my kids needed to go back to school.  How SICK and TIRED I was of cleaning … Continue reading →

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The Elf on the Shelf

Posted on December 1, 2011 by zohrbak

Sorry for the hiatus, Dear Readers.  I’ve been busy.  And pretty crazy.  Like crazy crazy.  The kind of crazy that no one should really be exposed to at length.  It might be catching.   Anywhatevertheheck.  Moving on.  You know this “Elf on … Continue reading →

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I am the Pinnacle of Parenthood

Posted on October 18, 2011 by zohrbak

Most people want you think that your life should be like a regular episode of Cosby.  Problems arise and are attended to with humor and tact, and are resolved within a thirty minute episode.  In his Heyday, Bill Cosby embodied … Continue reading →

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No Respect

Posted on October 12, 2011 by zohrbak

I never really liked Rodney Dangerfield’s sense of humor.  He wasn’t funny to me.  But the more I think about my life as a mom lately, the more I can relate to his “No Respect” tagline.  And maybe now I … Continue reading →

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Crazy Person Update

Posted on October 5, 2011 by zohrbak

Yeah.  I’m still crazy.    It’s possible that I’m even crazier.  Maybe.  I don’t know why I let all this stuff get to me.  It’s not like it’s not the constant ingredients of my life, just mixed up in different … Continue reading →

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Crazy Person Alert

Posted on September 29, 2011 by zohrbak

Lately, I feel like a crazy person.  My kids are all over the place and I spend half of my time trying desperately to calm myself down so I can squelch the urge to choke them.  I know that you … Continue reading →

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Mortified. Literally.

Posted on September 12, 2011 by zohrbak

Sorry about the writing hiatus.  We’ve had quite the time getting accustomed the new schedule with school and such and so forth.  But I’m back now.  So, stop complaining.  You’ll be sorry in a minute anyway.  I wasn’t going to … Continue reading →

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Where’s the damn folder?!

Posted on August 17, 2011 by zohrbak

School started today.  woot.  I refuse to comment about my first impressions about how this school year will go.  I am going to remain positive, steadfast, and treat advocating for my child as my second job (which pays in tokens of hope for … Continue reading →

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