Category Archives: School

Is This Thing On?!

Posted on May 22, 2012 by zohrbak

Testing. Testing. Is this thing on?! Did you miss me? I’ve missed you, Dear Reader. But my scattered brain has been keeping me away. Every time I would get a writing idea in my squirrelly little brain, it would magically … Continue reading →

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I Take It Back…

Posted on January 6, 2012 by zohrbak

I take it back.  I take it ALL back.  I spent the better part of the week after Christmas bitching and moaning about how my kids needed to go back to school.  How SICK and TIRED I was of cleaning … Continue reading →

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I am the Pinnacle of Parenthood

Posted on October 18, 2011 by zohrbak

Most people want you think that your life should be like a regular episode of Cosby.  Problems arise and are attended to with humor and tact, and are resolved within a thirty minute episode.  In his Heyday, Bill Cosby embodied … Continue reading →

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Mortified. Literally.

Posted on September 12, 2011 by zohrbak

Sorry about the writing hiatus.  We’ve had quite the time getting accustomed the new schedule with school and such and so forth.  But I’m back now.  So, stop complaining.  You’ll be sorry in a minute anyway.  I wasn’t going to … Continue reading →

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Where’s the damn folder?!

Posted on August 17, 2011 by zohrbak

School started today.  woot.  I refuse to comment about my first impressions about how this school year will go.  I am going to remain positive, steadfast, and treat advocating for my child as my second job (which pays in tokens of hope for … Continue reading →

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Lagniappe. Or Jambalaya. Or whatever.

Posted on August 4, 2011 by zohrbak

Rather than trying to force some sort of coherent, logical post, I’m going rogue on you guys.  Stream of Consciousness old school type stuff. Work is awesome right now.  I’ve got a new office mate who doesn’t bug me in … Continue reading →

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Sponsor a Zohrchild’s Education Today!

Posted on July 28, 2011 by zohrbak

It’s that time of year.  Again.  I’m about 3 weeks away from the Zohrchildren’s return to school.  It’s a mixed bag of emotions for me.  Anxiety, fear, excitement, relief, and exhaustion.  Wait, is exhaustion an emotion?  No?  Okay then, scratch … Continue reading →

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Diabetes. . .

Posted on July 7, 2011 by zohrbak

It’s Thursday, and I’m not sure if this is a confession…but we shall see how it plays out, Dear Readers. I took Little B for a follow up appointment with his psychologist on Tuesday morning.  Usually, he is totally stoked … Continue reading →

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Time Flies. . .

Posted on June 2, 2011 by zohrbak

Wow…I guess it’s really true what they say, ‘Time flies when you’re having fun.”  I can’t believe you are already six years old, today.  You still seem like my baby in so many ways.  Not long ago you asked me … Continue reading →

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Go-Go Squeez? Um. No.

Posted on May 23, 2011 by zohrbak

It’s easy to let my guard down, or get sidetracked with other things and forget…and then I get slapped in the face and brought back down to reality. This weekend was nice…mostly peaceful and I was able to get the … Continue reading →

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