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Blog: Zohrbak's Blog Topics:Humor, Family, Parenthood
Monthly Archives: March 2011
My Mama Taught Me How to Clean…
Since I made SUCH a big deal about how stupid excited I was about having hired someone to clean my house, yous guys deserve a status update about how it’s going. Two weeks in, I thanked her for her time and … Continue reading
Posted in bad kids, Bad mother, Blogging., Humor, Parenthood, Soapbox
Tagged Batman, clean, clean house, countertops, emotional, forlorn lover, funny, housekeeper, humor, maid, my mama, picky, tidiness, trust issues
4 Comments
An Open Letter to Adults Who Must Deal with My Son
Dear Sir/Madam, If you are reading this, you have asked to do so because you are either a teacher, school administrator, bus driver, or Sunday school teacher. You might even be the parent of one of my son’s classmates. In … Continue reading
Posted in bad kids, Bad mother, Blogging., crazy kids, Family, Parenthood, School, The Joys of Parenthood
4 Comments
Your Karma Ran Over My Dogma
I’m not one to go on and on about my positive attributes, as you surely are aware of by this time. I just don’t toot my own horn. Sure, I’ve got some “good” things going for me, like my high degree … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged American Idol, Blu-ray Disc, cable, cablemodem, customer service, funny, help line, hubby, Modem, node, software update, Television, Toilet
3 Comments
40(ish) and Single Sans the Ankle Biters. . .
As I have stated many many times in these posts, I often fantasize about being a single person without children. It’s like a little game I play. I’m not out scoping out other men or anything like that at all. I’m … Continue reading
Posted in bad kids, Bad mother, Blogging., Career Paths and the Like, crazy kids, Family, Humor, Parenthood, Soapbox, The Joys of Parenthood
Tagged bad mom, blogging, escapism, family, funny, humor, married with children, motherhood, no children, parenthood, personality, self-absorbed, single, single person, soul-searching, Writing
6 Comments
I feel better already…
In the midst of all of the travesties of life that one must endure, a ray of hope: My new cleaning lady starts tomorrow. Hooray! Hooray! (Feel free to take a moment of silence in revererence. Yeah, buddy, it’s just … Continue reading
Posted in bad kids, Bad mother, Blogging., crazy kids
Tagged cleaning lady, funny, housekeeping, humor, kids, mother, parenthood, tired
6 Comments
Confession Thursday ~ My Non-Cookie Cutter Child
Day before yesterday, Little B got a 100 in behavior at school. He was so excited, he called me when he got home and told me all about it: “I was so so good and guess what? I didn’t touch … Continue reading
Posted in bad kids, Bad mother, Blogging., Confession Thursday, crazy kids, Family, Parenthood, School, Soapbox, The Joys of Parenthood
Tagged anger, AS, Asperger syndrome, Asperger's, Autism spectrum, Bad kids, bad mother, behavior, Child, crazy kids, parenting, son, special needs, understanding
10 Comments
DON’T POST ANGRY!! (Too late)
Okay. I’m pissed. And it’s probably a really BAD idea to post about it, but I have nothing else I’d rather discuss. You know that rule I have about not judging each other? Well, that’s only on Thursdays. Zohrhubby, … Continue reading
Posted in Bad mother, Blogging., crazy kids, Family, Parenthood, Procrastination, Soapbox, Technology, The Joys of Parenthood
Tagged computer, EBAY, family, finances, four children, freakout, Hoarding, humor, livid, mini mac, minimalist, rant, Shopping, stuff, things, wasteful with money, work full time
7 Comments
Confession Thurday: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder?
I’ll skip right to the chase today. I’ve got a lot on my plate, so I don’t have time to muck around. Today’s confession is this: Sometimes I feel CERTAIN that I have OCD. Here’s all the things about me … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged Anxiety, Compulsive behavior, desk, Disorders, Fibromyalgia, funny, Health, humor, kids, Mental Health, mess, Obsessive-Compulsive, Obsessive–compulsive disorder, organize, re-organize, unorganized
3 Comments
Drama…I prefer the kind on TV…
Let me paint you a picture of how my evening went yesterday. You all deserve to hear about how crazy my life gets sometimes, so that you can appreciate A) how calm and predictable your own life is, or B) … Continue reading
Posted in bad kids, Bad mother, Blogging., crazy kids, Family, Humor, Parenthood, School, The Joys of Parenthood, Weather, work
Tagged Bad kids, bad mother, Big Ass Ford Expedition, drama, flood, funny, Grocery store, haircut, humor, Hurricane Gustav, panic, parenthood, rain, school, service engine soon, supper, tornado, TV, weather
9 Comments
Mother of the Year? Color me a Fool.
You should know by now that there is a big difference between my oldest two children: Big E has never been a social person, for the most part. I wanted him to participate in things, make friends, have a … Continue reading
Posted in bad kids, Bad mother, crazy kids, Family, Humor, Parenthood, School, The Joys of Parenthood
Tagged dance, Mardi Gras, Mask, Parent, rules, strict, texting
8 Comments
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