Monthly Archives: March 2011

My Mama Taught Me How to Clean…


Since I made SUCH a big deal about how stupid excited I was about having hired someone to clean my house, yous guys deserve a status update about how it’s going.  Two weeks in, I thanked her for her time and … Continue reading

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An Open Letter to Adults Who Must Deal with My Son


Dear Sir/Madam, If you are reading this, you  have asked to do so because you are either a teacher, school administrator, bus driver, or Sunday school teacher.  You might even be the parent of one of my son’s classmates.  In … Continue reading

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Your Karma Ran Over My Dogma


I’m not one to go on and on about my positive attributes, as you surely are aware of by this time.  I just don’t toot my own horn.  Sure, I’ve got some “good” things going for me, like my high degree … Continue reading

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40(ish) and Single Sans the Ankle Biters. . .


As I have stated many many times in these posts, I often fantasize about being a single person without children.  It’s like a little game I play.  I’m not out scoping out other men or anything like that at all.  I’m … Continue reading

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I feel better already…


In the midst of all of the travesties of life that one must endure, a ray of hope:  My new cleaning lady starts tomorrow.  Hooray!  Hooray!  (Feel free to take a moment of silence in revererence.  Yeah, buddy, it’s just … Continue reading

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Confession Thursday ~ My Non-Cookie Cutter Child


Day before yesterday, Little B got a 100 in behavior at school.  He was so excited, he called me when he got home and told me all about it:  “I was so so good and guess what? I didn’t touch … Continue reading

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DON’T POST ANGRY!! (Too late)


  Okay.  I’m pissed.  And it’s probably a really BAD idea to post about it, but I have nothing else I’d rather discuss.  You know that rule I have about not judging each other?  Well, that’s only on Thursdays.  Zohrhubby, … Continue reading

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