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Is This Thing On?!
Testing. Testing. Is this thing on?! Did you miss me? I’ve missed you, Dear Reader. But my scattered brain has been keeping me away. Every time I would get a writing idea in my squirrelly little brain, it would magically … Continue reading
Posted in bad kids, Bad mother, Blogging., crazy kids, Family, Humor, Procrastination, School, The Joys of Parenthood
Tagged blogging, funny, hiatus, humor, kids, parenthood, school, Writing
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Guest Post on 1 Crafty Lane…
Check out today’s guest post on my friend Spiceblogger’s blog “1 Crafty Lane” written by Zohrstruly. Be sure to subscribe to her blog. Thanks!
Posted in Blogging., Family, Humor, Parenthood, The Joys of Parenthood
Tagged chores, crafting, DIY, housework, Make your own laundry detergent, Spiceblogger
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What Not to Say to Your Children (According to “Experts”)
There is no shortage of “How To” parenting articles. The world’s foremost experts spend all of their time researching what happens to kids when they grow up under the care of less-than-perfect parents. They give seething advice on the topic. Their … Continue reading
Posted in Bad mother, crazy kids, Family, Humor, Parenthood, The Joys of Parenthood
Tagged children, funny, garbage, go away, humor, hurry up, know better, leave me alone, mom, mother, parenting, parenting.com, real housewives, rule of thumb, scram, stop or I'll give you something to cry about, wait until your daddy gets home, what not to say to your children, why can't you be more like your sister, you know better than that, you're so lazy, you're so worthless
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I Take It Back…
I take it back. I take it ALL back. I spent the better part of the week after Christmas bitching and moaning about how my kids needed to go back to school. How SICK and TIRED I was of cleaning … Continue reading
Posted in bad kids, Bad mother, crazy kids, Family, Humor, Parenthood, Pervasive Developmental Disorder, School, The Joys of Parenthood, work
Tagged arguments, Bad kids, bad mother, christmas break, doppelganger, evil twins, funny, humor, i hate school, moms who hate school, normal people, rat on me I'll rat on you, school, school holidays, stress, work, wrinkles
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Happy Birthday To Me, Happy Birthday to Me, Happy Birthday Dear Zohrbak, Happy Birthday to Me
In case you didn’t know, (and HOW COULD YOU?) today is my birthday. So, I decided to send myself a birthday letter/card this year. Narcissistic Much? I know, right? Whatever. Here it goes: Dear Zohrbak, Happy Birthday! You’re another year older, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged achier, Birthday, funny, Happy Birthday, happy birthday to me, humor, older, wise ass, wiser
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Don’t Mourn for Us
Read this, about Jim Sinclair. Then, read this: Don’t Mourn For Us, by Jim Sinclair Very moving. No? Then know this about me: I do have a tendency to mourn. However, I am not mourning for a son that never came. I’m … Continue reading
Auld Lang Syne
Should old acquaintance be forgot, and never brought to mind? Should old acquaintance be forgot, and old lang syne ? CHORUS: For auld lang syne, my dear, for auld lang syne, we’ll take a cup of kindness yet, for auld lang … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging., Humor
Tagged 2012, attitude problem, auld lang syne, exercise, Facebook, fantastical, funny, humor, I hate Oprah, New Year, Oprah Winfrey, OWN, steven tyler, wish
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Wallowing
I’ve spent an awful lot of time thinking this weekend. Sunday morning, after Little B had a meltdown at church, and we had to leave, the first episode of self-pity struck. This fell on the heels of being told during a … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged acceptance, Child, Emotion, friend, grief, journey, oversharing, Parent, PDD-NOS, self-pity
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