Category Archives: Humor

Is This Thing On?!

Posted on May 22, 2012 by zohrbak

Testing. Testing. Is this thing on?! Did you miss me? I’ve missed you, Dear Reader. But my scattered brain has been keeping me away. Every time I would get a writing idea in my squirrelly little brain, it would magically … Continue reading →

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Guest Post on 1 Crafty Lane…

Posted on January 26, 2012 by zohrbak

Check out today’s guest post on my friend Spiceblogger’s blog “1 Crafty Lane” written by Zohrstruly.  Be sure to subscribe to her blog. Thanks!

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What Not to Say to Your Children (According to “Experts”)

Posted on January 7, 2012 by zohrbak

There is no shortage of “How To” parenting articles.  The world’s foremost experts spend all of their time researching what happens to kids when they grow up under the care of less-than-perfect parents.  They give seething advice on the topic.  Their … Continue reading →

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I Take It Back…

Posted on January 6, 2012 by zohrbak

I take it back.  I take it ALL back.  I spent the better part of the week after Christmas bitching and moaning about how my kids needed to go back to school.  How SICK and TIRED I was of cleaning … Continue reading →

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Happy Birthday To Me, Happy Birthday to Me, Happy Birthday Dear Zohrbak, Happy Birthday to Me

Posted on January 3, 2012 by zohrbak

In case you didn’t know, (and HOW COULD YOU?) today is my birthday.  So, I decided to send myself a birthday letter/card this year.   Narcissistic Much?  I know, right? Whatever.  Here it goes: Dear Zohrbak, Happy Birthday! You’re another year older, … Continue reading →

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Auld Lang Syne

Posted on December 27, 2011 by zohrbak

Should old acquaintance be forgot, and never brought to mind? Should old acquaintance be forgot, and old lang syne ? CHORUS: For auld lang syne, my dear, for auld lang syne, we’ll take a cup of kindness yet, for auld lang … Continue reading →

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The Elf on the Shelf

Posted on December 1, 2011 by zohrbak

Sorry for the hiatus, Dear Readers.  I’ve been busy.  And pretty crazy.  Like crazy crazy.  The kind of crazy that no one should really be exposed to at length.  It might be catching.   Anywhatevertheheck.  Moving on.  You know this “Elf on … Continue reading →

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I am the Pinnacle of Parenthood

Posted on October 18, 2011 by zohrbak

Most people want you think that your life should be like a regular episode of Cosby.  Problems arise and are attended to with humor and tact, and are resolved within a thirty minute episode.  In his Heyday, Bill Cosby embodied … Continue reading →

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No Respect

Posted on October 12, 2011 by zohrbak

I never really liked Rodney Dangerfield’s sense of humor.  He wasn’t funny to me.  But the more I think about my life as a mom lately, the more I can relate to his “No Respect” tagline.  And maybe now I … Continue reading →

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Crazy Person Update

Posted on October 5, 2011 by zohrbak

Yeah.  I’m still crazy.    It’s possible that I’m even crazier.  Maybe.  I don’t know why I let all this stuff get to me.  It’s not like it’s not the constant ingredients of my life, just mixed up in different … Continue reading →

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